A bit of humour for now

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers."

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I'll post an update as to the shit that's been happening with the cottage financing later today.